Here we go with this week’s HapiHori episode!! I’ll do the summary like I did it last week, hope it’s fine this way :)


Apparently today’s Hiramatsuri (yeah, not HinaMatsuri XD)…maybe, and maybe they’re Hiramatsu Kanako, Nakanishi Yuuka and Furukawa Airi…
But just maybe.

If you’ve watched previous episodes, you know that once Kana told everyone a story about her - now famous lol - little brother   eating her Caplico*. Since then, her love for Caplico has reached everyone’s heart and she’s receiving lots during Akushukai X°D
So Kana is now thinking about doing a CM for Caplico, imagining how it would be like.
She’ll run to her Caplico, noticing that it’s not there anymore and she’d shout: “The Caplico is gooooone!!”.
Then Yuuka and Airi would appear jumping like Hentai Kamen and dressed as strawberry and vanilla Caplicos and they’d say:
Yuuka: “Is what you want a vanilla Caplico?”
Airi: “Or maybe is it a strawberry Caplico?”
Kana: “I can’t choose!!!”
And the CM would end with a small Caplico gingle.
But Yuuka and Airi suggest the appearence of Piita* or Charamatsu* eating both the Caplicos while Kana isn’t able to make a choice.

The topic switches on Google+.
Airi says she’s really into it lately and she’s been posting a lot in the middle of the night (TRUE). Apparently Yuuka often comments on Airin’s posts, but Kana doesn’t and she apologies for that, promising she’ll do it.
Airin keeps talking about the fact that during the night she log-in using a computer so she draw something and post it on G+.
She mention the creation of the new character, Gugutasu-tan!
Kana:  “Ah, I was with you when you created it!!”
Airi: “Ah, were you?”
After that Yuuka butts in shouting how much Gugutasu-tan is cute.
Kana: “Is she(Gugutasu-tan) a grown-up girl or something?”
Airi: “Actually I thought she was an elementary student…”
Yuuka thought she was a first year high schooler. Airin seems open about Gugutasu-tan’s “setting” since she haven’t decided anything yet. We’ll see.
Yuuka: “But…since you’ve created Gugutasu-tan I think you should create Kz-tan too…”
Nice idea, Nishishi!
Airi: “Ah…should I do it?”
Yuuka: “HapiHori-tan..:”
Airi: “Kz-tan…Hapi-tan…” (thinking about potential names XD)
Yuuka: “Hapi-Ho”
Airi: “Hapi-Ho?”
Kana: “As for Hapi-tan’s face, you know, it would be good to use characteristics of us three, don’t you think?”
Airi: “Eh? Isn’t this a little too difficult? I should use something from everyone, right?”
Kana: “As for the eyes, I’d use Airin’s fish paste-like eyes! Then Yuuka’s short hair, and using my teeth”
In the end Airin says she’ll try to do it, but since she’ll probably forget they tell everyone to comment on her post to let her remember about Hapi-tan (or whatever she’ll call her)

Then it’s about Airi.
At first Kana talks about how she doesn’t understand when Airin sleeps, because apparently, when Kana goes to sleep, Airin’s still awake, and when Kana gets up, Airin’s already up (of course it’s about when they share the same hotel room).  So Kana couldn’t understand when the f**ck Airin sleeps, if she does it.
Then she mentions Airin’s hair, and how they grow really fast and that’s connected to her sleep, because it’s been said that hair grow faster on people who sleep shortly. And since Airin often stays awake till late at night, that automatically links to being a Hentai.

Another topic change.
Kana: You know, in the recent Kataomoi Finally’s survey about  who you’re having a one-sided love for….I noticed that Yuria was super popular!! I was one of the members who said to have a one-sided love for her…But there was kinda five members having it on her. Even so (proudly) who do you think she pointed out as her one-sided love?
Yuuka: Okay, let’s change topic.
Airi: Let’s end this here.
Kana: It was me!!!!
Airi: Ehm…you know…it was clear since the beginning of the speech that you wanted to say that…
Yuuka: Also…to be honest, we’ve already heard that million times!!!
Kana: Ehhhh, but Yuria said she likes me!

1ST MAIL (and last XD): “Nishishi, even if I’m late, happy birthday! When during the stage it was time for Tenshi no Shippo, everyone in the audience was wondering about who was the center. Nishishi’s Tenshi no Shippo was cute! I’d really like you to perform it again if you have the chance.”

Airi: You know, I wasn’t able to watch it even on DMM, but I received a mail from my brother and he was all like “OMG something great is happening!” and he sent me a pic of Nishishi dancing Tenshi no Shippo, from DMM.
Then they talk about how that performance became big news.
Kana: I was on the middle of doing work, and Mizuki sent a message to me saying “Apparently Yuuka is performing Tenshi no Shippo!”. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Airi: It really was a shock!
Kana: Mizuki seemed like she was about to cry!
Yuuka: THAT much of a shock!?

New corner all dedicated to Airin and her appealing as a seiyuu, performing different roles suggested by fan mails. (As you all probably know, Airi was chosen as a “special” voice actress for the upcoming Anime “AKB0048”. )

- FIRST REQUEST: “Charao!*”
Airi: Hello?
Kana: Oniichan?
Airi: Oh.
Kana: You ate my Caplico, didn’t you!?
Airi: No, I didn’t.
Kana: Yes, you did!
Airi: No, I didn’t.
Kana: You did!
Airi: Isn’t this your misunderstanding or something?

- SECOND REQUEST: “A frog!” (I recommend to listen to this part XD)
Yuuka: Then Kana will be the girl keeping the frog.
Kana: Ahh, I’m so tired today. I’ll go to see Kaeru-san! Kaeru-saaaan!
Airi: Croak, croak croak.
Kana: Kaeru-san, are you okay?
Airi: Croak, croak.
Kana: Ohhh, so you’re fine. Try to get angry!
Airi: Crokrokroaaaak!
Kana: She got angry! Now try to laugh!
Airi: …nyaaaaa
Kana: That’s like a cat!

- THIRD REQUEST: “A GameOtaku girl who can love only 2D” (Airin gayness everywhere)
Kana: You just have to be yourself playing some game.
Airi: What game should I play?
Yuuka: Love Plus, right?

Airi: Ah…Manaka…Manaka you’re cute!
Yuuka: Uhm…since it says “a girl” probably something more usually for girls would be better.
Airi: Oh, then it’ll be hard for me… (LOL I know that feeling…)
Yuuka: Try to play Hakuouki.
Airi: But I know nothing about it!

Airi: Yamanami-san. Oh, so moe, Yamanami-san! Ore no Yome (My wife XD) Ah, sorry, not “ore” (male pronoun). Ore no Yome, Ore no Yome, Yamanami-saaaan!
Airi: Something like this?
Kana: A perfect guy, right?

Airi, your gayness is showing. Just saying. XD

- FOURTH REQUEST: “A shy middle schooler who wants to ask for a girl’s number but is to shy to do it” (It would be better if you know “Ano hi mita hana no namae wo bokutachi wa mada shiranai” and have watched last HapiHori episode too)

Airi: Hi-hiramatsu-san!
Kana: Jin-tan, what is it? (AHAHAH)
Airi: Jin-tan!? Isn’t that strange!?
Kana: Jin-tan, what is it?
Airi: Ehm…you know, there was something I’ve always wanted to ask you…
Kana: Whaaat?
Airi: It’s just that…I was thinking I’d be great If I could become closer to Hiramatsu-san…
Kana: Do you like egg soup? Eh, Jin-tan!? I want to eat egg soup too!
Airi: Then…I’ll prepare egg soup for you…
Kana: Really?
Airi: But…you know…it would be better if I knew how to contact you or something…
Kana: Ohohohoho?

Airi: Is this going to continue?
Kana: Do you like me? Do you like me?
Airi: I feel like I’ve heard this before………………
Kana: Do you like me?
Airi: What should I do!?
Kana: Do you like me? Do you sniff?
Yuuka:  Yukiatsu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Airi: Menma! Menma! Menma!! (pretending to sniff Menma’s clothes. Yeah, you have to watch the Anime to understand XD)
Kana: They’re scary!

They mention the release of Ramune no Nomikata’s album, on March 14.
Then Kana suggests a new project.
They should do turns, cosplay something and pretend to be that character during the whole show.
Airin: So, if, for example, I were to cosplay Madoka Magika’s Mami, would it be okay for me to just keep saying “Tiro Finale”? (XDDDD)
Kana: Yeah, that would be good too! Anyway…let’s cosplay!!


Notes:

*Caplico: It’s a kind of sweets, usually made of chocolate and created using a common Ice cream’s cone.

*Piita: Kanako’s little brother. He’s been called Piita inspired by the censoring sound, because Kana kept saying his name even if she shouldn’t, so it always got censored.

*Charamatsu: Kanako’s older brother, called like this because he’s chara…(see below)

*Charao: A kind of boy who usually talks and acts in frivolous way, always messing around.