So, since someone requested to translate it, let’s do it :)
Ah, this MC is from the 4th day of the last Request Hour, just after the performance of Kimi no koto ga suki da kara. Here I go!
Kana: All right! On the 12th position there was “Kimi no koto ga suki da kara”. Thank you. Anyway…finally KuruKuru Paa came back to the Request Hour!! Thank you very much! (to Yuria and Kumi) Do you know that song?
Kumi and Yuria: Of course we know it!
Yuria: It’s about being loopy, right?
Kana: Exactly! But you know…since now I’ve turn 20 and I’m an adult, I thought that maybe it would be good to hand over KuruKuru Paa to new girls…
Among AKB members, we have Komori and Kikuchi Ayaka that are popular Idiots, but I heard that SKE48 has got even more serious Idiots! That’s why today I asked Kizaki Yuria and Yagami Kumi to come!
Audience: Yaiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!
Yuria: No, no, no, that’s nothing to “Yaiiiii” about!!
Kana: You’re Idiots, right?
Yuria: I’m sure there’s a mistake or something!
Kumi: But, you know, if we should pick one, I’d say that Yuria is the real Idiot!
Yuria: No, no, no, what are you saying?
Kana: Then, can you tell us an easily understandable Idiot-Episode?
Yuria: Easily understandable…? Uhm…there are lots!!
Kumi: Yuria definitely has more idiot-episodes!
Yuria: No, no no!
Kumi: But yeah, ‘cause you know, recently I’ve been teaching English to Yuria. I think I’m quite the genius, so…
Yuria: Even if you say so, your vocabulary knowledge is on the level that lets you know that “Suki” is “Like”, that’s nothing much! Also, you know, before entering SKE48, Yagami-san used to call “Broccoli”…Ah…what was it? How did you used to call it!?
Kumi: …Buccoroli…
Yuria: Yeah, that! Isn’t it terrible!?
Kumi: But no…that’s nothing, really…
Yuria: Eh? What do you have to say now, eh?
Kana: Is there something elese?
Kumi: Yuria said that Zou, that correctly is “Elephant” in English, was “Paoon!” (that’s the elephant cry in Japanese)
Yuria: But I’m sure at that time you didn’t know it was Elephant either!
Kumi: No, I knew it!
Yuria: I bet you didn’t! Ah, there’s something else! It’s been two years since I entered SKE48, and once, Kumi looked at a kouhai she knew since something like a year and a half and said “Who’s this actress?”. She really isn’t able to remember people’s names!! Isn’t that crazy!?
Kana: That’s not true, right?
Kumi: Actually…it’s true.
Kana: Did you know who I was?
Kumi: OF COURSE I DID!! Of course! Ah, you know, Yuria said Toukyoujou instead of Kokkaigijidou. (OMG they’re not even similar LOL)
Yuria: No, I’m sure there’s a mistake…
Kana: That’s absolutely absurd…
Yuria: A mistake…
Kana: But…didn’t you learn about the Kokkaigijidou (National Diet) in your Social studies?
Yuria: Uhm…I wonder…
Kumi: Yeah, they teach about it!
Kana: Yeah, of course!
Yuria: Ah, but…did you know about it? (to Kumi)
Kana: Sorry but…if you don’t know what Kokkaigijidou is…you’re not Japanese!!
Yuria: That’s because I’m more strong on topics like Perry and the Black Ships thing.
Kana: Okay, then let’s try this! What do you think is the english word for “Usagi”?
Yuria: Well that’s…uhm..what is it? Ragutto…Labitto…Rabiutto? Something like that…
Kana: It’s Rabbit!
Yuria: Rabitto? Gurabitto?
Kana: Didn’t you learn it when you were in kindergarten?
Yuria: Ehhh? Kindergarten?? They teach that in kindergarten??? Uh…I don’t remember it at all!
Kana: But you know… aren’t there also things one can make a profit on being an Idiot? Don’t you have something like that too?
Kumi: Yeah!! There are!! I was, once, with Yuria and Team E’s Kaneko Shiori and we did Idiot-talks for a magazine. At that time the editor told us that it was incredibly funny, and they had to add an entire extra page to the magazine article!!
Yuria: Yeah, they did!
Kumi: Right! So yeah, in a way we can also make profit of being Idiots!
Yuria: Not only that! After reading that magazine my mother stopped getting angry when I get bad grades at test or something! I wonder why…I don’t know what she thought about it, but still, she stopped getting angry…
Kana:(to Kumi) What about you? Does your mother get angry if you get bad grades?
Kumi: Yeah, she still does. (to Yuria) Ohi, what happened to your mother?
Yuria: Eh?
Kana: I guess she thought something like “Well, if this is a way to let her stand out, it’s fine”.
Kumi: Ah, that?
Kana: But you know…I have a little sister, she’s in high school right now. She’s too ashamed of her AKB member big sister, since I’m too much of an Idiot, that she started telling lies pretending she doesn’t have a big sister…
Yuria: That’s so sad!!
Kana: It really is! My family kinda acts like I don’t exist!
Kumi: I think I understand that.
Kana: They tell me to stop, because I’m too embarassing.
Kumi: My little sister is doing the exact same thing. She’s really skilled and mature, so of course she pretends I’m not her sister.
Kana: Yeah, we stop existing, don’t we?
Kumi: How sad…I want them to recognize me…
Yuria: That’s sad!
Kana: But you know, since I heard about you two from SKE, I thought I didn’t want to win over you…
Yuria: No, no, no, don’t worry, we’re no match for you!
Kana: That’s why…I started to change my character!
Kumi: A chara-change?
Kana: Yeah! So, I wanted to give this onion to the one, among you two, recognized as the real Idiot.
Yuria: So that’s why you’re holding an onion!!
Kana: Yeah! Anyway, I did some researches on Google and Wikipedia…The Idiocy of both of you is still on the cute-idiocy level, but when it was about my Idiocy…apparently it’s the kind that draws others away!
Kumi: Noooo! That’s not true!
Kana: So…I still haven’t decided who’s the real Idiot, but If I were to decide…I’d say that Yuria is on a higher level…
Yuria: Ehhh, why?
Kumi: Congratulations!
Kana: From the “not knowing what the Kokkaigijidou is” I thought that you definitely could reach even higher levels!
Kumi: Congratulations!!
Yuria: Ah, I get this? (Kana passes the Onion to Yuria XD) It smells like onion!
Kumi: Yuria, from now on too, keep aiming at being an Idiot!
Yuria: Shut up! But…Since I got the onion…does it mean I’ll get that song too?
Kumi: Ah, that’s great!
Kana: Of course that’s not the case!! If I give that to you, I would have nothing left for me!!! Please, let me keep performing that song! But from now on, I’ll perform it carrying Kizaki Yuria on my shoulders!
Yuria: Ohhh, that’s cool!
Kumi: And we only had to do our usual idiot talk!!
Kana: Let’s become a legend, okay?
Yuria: Oh, yeah!
Kana: So…now it’s time to enjoy the song on the 11th position!
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